Getting Medieval

All I keep hearing on the news is about how much of England is underwater. I know why. John Rickards has angered God by writing Hard Boiled Jesus stories, like this one (more). Luckily, the story is incomplete, or else England would be suffering more than just a little flooding. Anyway, the bottom line is if the English want the flooding to stop, John Rickards must be burned at the stake. Trust me, I'm American, and if there's one thing Americans know it's this God stuff.